Canned Meat Theatre
Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.
Canned Meat Theatre
Episode 4- Sliding Down the Razor Blade of Life
Our fourth (and longest) episode! (let’s hope advertisers notice)
Featuring:
The Major
The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair
Haiku News
Wedding Bells Bail Bonds
Tom Lehrer recalls those golden college days.
and More!
“The Major,” written by Doug McDowell.
Voices:
Presenter: Stede Bonnett
Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell
Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo
Lady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersia
Lord Ramsbottom: Jeff Rembert
“The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair” written by Andrea Howells. Created by Doug McDowell and Jennifer Kalison.
Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Silvia: Andrea Howells
“Haiku News” written by Jennifer Kalison
Voices:
News Announcer: Brandon Hartsfield
Poets: Jennifer Kalison, Doc Anthony Bravo.
“Wedding Bells Bail Bonds” written by Andrea Howells and Doug McDowell
Voices:
Announcer: Kayla Miller
Con: Doc Anthony Bravo
Baby Mama: Kimberly DiPersia
Music:
“Bright College Days” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
Released to the Public Domain in 2022
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