Canned Meat Theatre
Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.
Episodes
35 episodes
Season 2 Episode 4- If It Was There, You Would Eat It
Take it from us, Season 2 continues, better than ever! Featuring: Little Real Estate… The Bureaucrat… Dirty Birds... Bellevue Beach PD… That’s Florida For You!-Sports Edition… …and More!“Little Real Esta...
BONUS: Harmony Returns Again!
Honestly, what does the Universe have against poor Harmony? Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre. New episodes are on the way....written by Violet Nemazie
BONUS: Harmony Returns!
Harmony Shanti McStrife returns with more complaints for Art Cox. Catch The Bureaucrat and more great original comedy on Canned Meat Theatre. New episodes are on the way....written by Violet Nemazie
Season 2 Episode 3- Fresh, Dry and Lemon-Scented
Season 2 continues, now with extra feelings! Featuring: Disney Princesses… The Bureaucrat… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… Murder She Wrought… Those Meddling Kids… CMT Ads… and More!“Disney Princesses” written by An...
Season 2 Episode 2- We’ll Be Right Back After This…
Season 2 continues with this short but sweet episode while we work on bringing you even more!Featuring: Shopping Trip… … Dee & Jay… The New Product Line … Restaurant Ads… and More!“Shopping Trip” written ...
Season 2 Episode 1- Relax!...It'll be Fine.
Season two is here! We can’t believe it either.Featuring: Last of the Hunter Gatherers… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda!… The Bureaucrat… CMT Comics Secret Origins: The Nipple… Pre-Life Processing Center… and More!“Las...
Greatest Hits Vol. 1
A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?). Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026!“The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison ...
2025 Halloween Special- Little Pod of Horrors
A special Halloween episode! Just for you! (not really.)Featuring: Gothrobics… Extreme Home Makeover: Forensics Edition… The Bureaucrat… I Wanna Dance with Somebody… Crime & Wine: A Millennial True Crime Podcast… Inexplicable: First...
Special Episode: Canned Meat Theatre Live 2025!
Another live show!Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy!Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator.Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, FloridaAu...
Coming Soon: Canned Meat Theatre Live 2025!
If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our 2nd live show on Monday, August 25, 2025 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator.You’ll be able to see our talented actors live ...
Episode 13- We've Come a Long Way...
Thirteen episodes! Lucky for us! Not for you.Featuring: Space Travel Lottery Winners… Tech Support for the Afterlife… The Bureaucrat… Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!… Beware the Idiots of March… Three Dog Night… The (Mis)adventures of Ast...
Episode 12- Push Button Magic
Twelve episodes! That’s a dozen!Featuring: World Makeup Finals… Neighborhood Dysphoria… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda… Shelf Help with Shari Phelps!… Superhero Pharmacy Blues… The Bureaucrat… and More!“World Make...
Episode 11-Duck and Cover
We’re back! Whether you like it or not.Featuring: The Night Podiatrist… Purity Weekend… The Bureaucrat… ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testamentand More!...
BONUS: Mike's Metal Garage Presents: The Life and Death of Birth Metal
Happy Holidays! Join Metal Mike and journey back to the turn of the millenium and the strangest sub-genre of metal ever.written by Doug McDowellVoices:Metal Mike: Doc Anthony BravoFreya Bjorgenborgensen: Fre...
Special Episode: Canned Meat Theatre Live!
Our first live show!Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy!Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator.Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida...
Episode 10- October Surprise!
Our tenth episode! With a Halloween theme! Look out behind you!Featuring: Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse… The Day HE Went to See His Agent… The Bureaucrat… The Big Bad Wolf: Behind the Howl… Angel Studios Halloween… The Haunted GPS… and More!...
Coming Soon: Canned Meat Theatre LIVE!
If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our first live show on Monday, September 30, 2024 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator. You’ll be able to see our talented actors...
Episode 9- It’s Fantastic, It’s Unbelievable, And It’s Terrible. But It’s True.
Our ninth episode! That’s almost ten.Featuring: Crime Talk with the Holmes Bros.…Olive Garden Gangsters… The Bureaucrat… Bitch Bar… Superheroes’ Day Off… and More!“Crime Talk with the Holmes Brothers” written by Erik Dec...
Episode 8- This is High Cow Country
Our eighth episode! We’re getting the hang of this.Featuring: The Assistant App…The Bureaucrat… Build GPT… Miss Fortune’s misfortune… Drag Drive… The Esteemed Mrs. Barker…and More!“Assistant App” written by Kimb...
Episode 7- Our Hearts are in Our Hands. Yecch.
Our seventh episode! It was supposed to out in February. We got sick. It’s late. So just laugh at all the Valentine’s stuff anyway.Featuring: After Happily Ever After… The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky…The Night Podiatrist...
BONUS: The GenX Files
We're a little behind getting February's episode out due to unforeseen circumstances ( Miss Fortune didn't even see it).But we'll be back soon with a brand new episode. In the meantime, please enjoy this preview, f...
BONUS: The Major (Remixed and Remastered)
Action! Adventure! Women in Trousers!Join the Major, his man Rupert and the scandalous Lady Ramsbottom on their adventures aboard the time-traveling airship, HMS Impossible.Originally featured in Episode 4, this version...
