Canned Meat Theatre

Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.

Canned Meat Theatre

Episode 11-Duck and Cover

February 11, 2025 • Canned Meat Theatre • Season 1 • Episode 11

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We’re back! Whether you like it or not.

Featuring: The Night Podiatrist… Purity Weekend… The Bureaucrat… ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testament
and More!

“The Night Podiatrist: Post Holiday Pain” written by Jennifer Kalison

Voices:
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Aunt Judy: Jennifer Kalison

“Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Betsy: Eden Shultz
Katie: Sarah Zavala
Alyssa: Lillian McGuiness

“The Bureaucrat: Civil Unrest” written by Wayne Cothron

Voices:
V-mail: Jennifer Kalison
Harold Blevin: Brian Wagner
Art Cox: Doug McDowell
Mayor Leo: Jeffrey S. Herman

“ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!” written by Doug McDowell

Voices:
Announcer 1 (M): Jeffrey S. Herman
Announcer 2(F): Eden Shultz
Pilot: Michael F. Lewis
Dad/Passenger/Mechanic 1: Jay Bog
Kid/Attendant/Mechanic 2: Lillian McGuiness

“The (Mis)adventures of Astroman” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell

Dedicated to the memory of Milton Wilford.

Voices:
Announcer: Doug McDowell
TV Anchor: Toni Deckers
Cody Kent (Astroman): Jay Bog
Virgil Kent (Captain Cosmos): Jeffrey S. Herman
Waitress: Neena Leon

“Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testament” written by Andrea Howells

Voices:
Lawyer: Andrea Howells
Reader: Jeffrey S. Herman
Background Voices: Jay Bog, Michael F. Lewis, Andrea Howells, Doug McDowell