
Canned Meat Theatre
Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.
Episodes
24 episodes
Episode 13- We've Come a Long Way...
Thirteen episodes! Lucky for us! Not for you.Featuring: Space Travel Lottery Winners… Tech Support for the Afterlife… The Bureaucrat… Don’t Drop the Deuce Florida!… Beware the Idiots of March… Three Dog Night… The (Mis)adventures of Ast...
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Episode 13
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39:22

Episode 12- Push Button Magic
Twelve episodes! That’s a dozen!Featuring: World Makeup Finals… Neighborhood Dysphoria… Cold Case Diaries with Amanda… Shelf Help with Shari Phelps!… Superhero Pharmacy Blues… The Bureaucrat… and More!“World Make...
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Episode 12
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32:10

Episode 11-Duck and Cover
We’re back! Whether you like it or not.Featuring: The Night Podiatrist… Purity Weekend… The Bureaucrat… ShurJet: The Real Discount Airline!… The (Mis)adventures of Astroman… Name and Address Withheld: Will and Testamentand More!...
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Episode 11
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33:21

BONUS: Mike's Metal Garage Presents: The Life and Death of Birth Metal
Happy Holidays! Join Metal Mike and journey back to the turn of the millenium and the strangest sub-genre of metal ever.written by Doug McDowellVoices:Metal Mike: Doc Anthony BravoFreya Bjorgenborgensen: Fre...
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17:57

Special Episode: Canned Meat Theatre Live!
Our first live show!Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy!Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator.Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida...
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1:28:03

Episode 10- October Surprise!
Our tenth episode! With a Halloween theme! Look out behind you!Featuring: Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse… The Day HE Went to See His Agent… The Bureaucrat… The Big Bad Wolf: Behind the Howl… Angel Studios Halloween… The Haunted GPS… and More!...
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Episode 10
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38:04

Coming Soon: Canned Meat Theatre LIVE!
If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our first live show on Monday, September 30, 2024 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator. You’ll be able to see our talented actors...
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0:59

Episode 9- It’s Fantastic, It’s Unbelievable, And It’s Terrible. But It’s True.
Our ninth episode! That’s almost ten.Featuring: Crime Talk with the Holmes Bros.…Olive Garden Gangsters… The Bureaucrat… Bitch Bar… Superheroes’ Day Off… and More!“Crime Talk with the Holmes Brothers” written by Erik Dec...
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Episode 9
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26:02

Episode 8- This is High Cow Country
Our eighth episode! We’re getting the hang of this.Featuring: The Assistant App…The Bureaucrat… Build GPT… Miss Fortune’s misfortune… Drag Drive… The Esteemed Mrs. Barker…and More!“Assistant App” written by Kimb...
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Episode 8
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26:28

Episode 7- Our Hearts are in Our Hands. Yecch.
Our seventh episode! It was supposed to out in February. We got sick. It’s late. So just laugh at all the Valentine’s stuff anyway.Featuring: After Happily Ever After… The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky…The Night Podiatrist...
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Episode 7
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29:32

BONUS: The GenX Files
We're a little behind getting February's episode out due to unforeseen circumstances ( Miss Fortune didn't even see it).But we'll be back soon with a brand new episode. In the meantime, please enjoy this preview, f...
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4:23

BONUS: The Major (Remixed and Remastered)
Action! Adventure! Women in Trousers!Join the Major, his man Rupert and the scandalous Lady Ramsbottom on their adventures aboard the time-traveling airship, HMS Impossible.Originally featured in Episode 4, this version...
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14:04

Episode 6- There Is No Sanity Clause
Our sixth episode! And it’s a big one. Just in time for the Holidays! Makes a great gift! (not really)Featuring: A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving… Al Standish for Not-Now!…Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited…We Got Food…Donu...
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Episode 6
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56:05

BONUS: Miss Fortune- November
While you're anxiously awaiting Episode 6, here's the latest from our prolific prognosticator, Miss Fortune!Written by Andrea HowellsAnnouncer: Stede BonnettMiss Fortune: Andrea HowellsSupport us on
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8:03

Episode 5- Candy From Strangers
Our fifth episode! (Almost) just in time for Halloween. Boo!Featuring: Shelf Help: Halloween Edition… Antipersonal Ads…Haiku News…The Bureaucrat… The Old Scouts…Miss Fortune… Sam Champion’s Jaguars Podcast…and More!...
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Episode 5
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44:32

BONUS: Shelf Help with Shari Phelps!
While you're waiting for the next episode of Canned Meat Theatre, please enjoy Shari Phelps as she teaches you the benefits of open shelving. Remember, an organized space is a happier place! And look for future members-only bonus materi...
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2:13

Episode 4- Sliding Down the Razor Blade of Life
Our fourth (and longest) episode! (let’s hope advertisers notice)Featuring: The MajorThe Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair Haiku NewsWedding Bells Bail BondsTom Lehrer recalls those golden college days.
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Episode 4
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31:12

Episode 3- Imagine Yourself Enjoying this Meat (Remix)
Remixed December 2023.Our third episode! (well, we’re excited, anyway…)Featuring:The Secret Life of the Great White SharkThe Bureaucrat Ask Your Uncle DaveTom Lehrer holds forth on the joys of spring (and an...
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Episode 3
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22:08

Episode 2- Crisis and Universal Brouhaha (Remix)
Remixed December 2023.Our second episode! (despite the pleas for sanity)Featuring: The Night Podiatrist...The Bureaucrat...Name and Address Withheld: Say Hello to Mrs. D...The Cold War fondly remembered with Tom Lehrer (wha...
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Episode 2
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22:50

Teaser: The Bureaucrat
Welcome to beautiful Bellevue Beach, the home of hapless city planner Art Cox.Go Sea Slugs!Coming soon in Episode 2!
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Season 1
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1:27

Teaser: The Night Podiatrist
Meet Dr. Sidney Greenbaum, the Night Podiatrist.Coming soon in Episode 2!
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1:19
