Greatest Hits Vol. 1

A selection of the very best sketches from Canned Meat Theatre so far, plus some commentary from the writers (what are those?). 

Stay tuned for our new season coming in 2026!

“The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell (Episode 2)

Voices: 
Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison

“The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. (Episode 2)

Voices: 
Art Cox: Doug McDowell 
Debra: Jennifer Kalison

“After Happily Ever After” written by Jeff Rembert. (Episode 7)

Voices:
It’s Kim: Kimberly DiPersia
Snow White: Jennifer Kalison

“Bitch Bar” written by Doug McDowell (Episode 9)

Voices:
Announcer (Male): Jeffrey S. Herman
Announcer (Female): Toni Deckers

“Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell (Episode 6)

Voices:
Ken Burns: Doug McDowell
Col. Thomas P. Jones: Jeff Rembert
Lt. Samuel R. Smith/Pvt. Benjamin “Boomer Dalton: Michael F. Lewis
Clara Ramsay: Kimberly DiPersia
Capt. Alexander Lippincott: Doc Anthony Bravo


“Superheroes Day Off” written by Jennifer Kalison (Episode 9)

Voices:
Barb (Blue Suede): Sarah Zavala
Diane (Lasso Girl): Rachael Tillman
Customer 1: Doug McDowell
Customer 2: Toni Deckers
Customer 3: Michael F. Lewis


“Purity Weekend” written and directed by Toni Deckers (Recorded live August 25, 2025)

Voices:
Youth Pastor Laura: Toni Deckers
Betsy: Rachael Tillman
Alyssa: Kimberly DiPersia
Katie: Andrea Howells

“That’s Florida for You!” written by Erik Deckers (2025 Halloween Special)

Voices:
Johnny Sunshine: Jeffrey S. Herman
Jake: Michael F. Lewis
Billie Mae: Rachael Tillman
Summer: Toni Deckers
Announcer: Doug McDowell

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